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Two hours of freedom

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I don’t own Naruto, so get the lawyers off my lawn before I sic my very vicious Maltese poodle on them!

Two Hours of Freedom!

The sound of tapping fingers echoed through the room. Sakura was so bored with all this waiting. “Does anyone have any clue where Kakashi is?” Tenten asked for the third time. “NO!” the class answered in unison.
“Sorry!” Tenten huffed.
“Screw this! We have two hours of freedom, what are we doing wasting it sitting at our desks?!?” Kiba ranted.
“Ok smart ass! What do we do instead?” Ino said stubbornly.
“Whatever you want!” Kiba exclaimed jumping onto the top of his desk. He grabbed onto the ceiling fan and swung his legs over one of the blades as it spun around. So now he was now hanging upside down from the fan. “COOL!” Ino shouted “Sakura I’m so doing your hair!”
“Ok” Sakura replied getting up out of her seat and walking over to where Ino was.
“Shotgun playing against Shino!” called out Kankuro
“I choose the game.” Shino said bluntly.
“Ok. That’s fine with me. What game?”
“Chest.”
“Ok!”


Shikamaru lent back in his chair and rested his feet on the table. He threw the little paper plane that he had made just before and started to make another. Chouji was happily munching away on his chips as per usual. They were so much more peaceful then Naruto and Sasuke. For some reason Naruto stole Sasuke’s shoe and was now running away from a very angry Uchiha.

“Sakura.” Ino said continuing to play around with Sakura’s hair. “What to make a bet?”
“Depends what is it?” Sakura answered curiously
“I bet that you can’t convince Shikamaru that you know the meaning of life.”
“Ok but you have to steal Chouji’s chips”.
“Deal?” Ino said putting out her hand to shake. Sakura took it. “Deal!”     

With that they were both off in different directions. Sakura went over to Shikamaru and Ino went over to Chouji.
“Hay Shikamaru…” Sakura started sitting down next to him. “Would yo-” she didn’t get to finish before Kiba (still hanging on the fan) interrupted “Kiss him! Kiss him! You know you want to…” Kiba mocked making kissing noises. “Kiba.”
“Yes Sakura” He said politely.
“Buzz off!”
“Hmm let’s see the only trouble with that would be… I don’t have wings.”
“Fine… Get lost!”
“I’m sorry Sakura. I know perfectly well where I am.” He said all most disappointed
“Ok, Ok I got one… go away!”
“Why?” He asked annoyingly
“Because you’re annoying me.” She said plainly.
“Why?” He politely repeated.
“I don’t know!”
“Why?”
“Because!!” she answered, trying not to get irritated. She wasn’t going to let him win!
“Why?”
“Kiba.”
“Yes.” He answered ever so politely
“Shut UP!”
There was a silence for a while. Sakura turned back to Shikamaru. With the ‘sorry about that’ face on. But before she could say anything. “Why?” Kiba asked. She turned slowly back around to face the boy hanging from the fan.
“You are unbelievable…” She slowly said
“I know its great isn’t it?” He said smugly. A smile crept across Sakura’s face. “What’s with that?” he said pointing at Sakura’s newly found smirk.
“Kiba.”
“Yes.”
“Sit”
The minute she said that he flipped off the fan and onto the table. He was sitting cross-legged and he looked very annoyed with himself and Sakura. “Hey Kiba.” She said smugly.
“Yes” he answered with a hint of irritation in his voice.
“I… Win.” She said deviously. Kiba mumbled something girls being weird. Sakura turned back to Shikamaru. “Are you god? Do you know the meaning of life or some thing? Because you’re the only person I know who can shut him up.” Shikamaru said pointing over to Kiba. Kiba was sitting with his elbow rested on his knee and his cheek in his palm.
“Wow that was easy.” Sakura said to her self as Shikamaru walked off.

Ino sat herself down right next to Chouji. “Um hi?” Chouji said nervously.
“Yer hi” Ino replied. She looked over to Sakura’s direction when she heard “Kiss him!” It was just Kiba taunting Sakura again. Ino found pride in the fact Kiba loved to annoy Sakura. Because it was better Sakura then her and Sakura was so hopeless she could never win. She tuned her attention back to Chouji when she heard him munching on his chips again. This was going to be tricky.
“Hay Chouji” Ino said carefully.
“Yer” Chouji said with his mouth full.
“Would you mind if I steal you chips?”
Chouji was shell shocked. “NO!” he snorted.
“No, what I mean is I just need them for a second then I’ll give them straight back!” Ino pleaded “I promise.”
“Um-” Chouji didn’t get to finish be for there was a thump from behind them. Ino and Chouji both snapped there attention to the boy sitting on the table. “Wasn’t he on the ceiling fan only just before?” Ino whispered to Chouji.
“I give up.” He whispered back.
“Oh well. You were saying?” Ino changed the subject no longer whispering.
“Oh yer! You can take them but you have to give them straight back!” He said holding the chip packet out.
“Thank you so mu-” Ino began.
“I counted them! So don’t even think about it!”
“I’m not going to eat any.” Was the last thing she said before running off with the chip packet.
“Sakura! I did it!” Ino exclaimed
“Me too!” Sakura cried out
“Seriously?!? I never knew Shikamaru was so… dumb!”
“You learn new things every day.” Sakura giggled
     
“HA! I win! Check mate!” Kankuro bellowed with excitement.
“Are you serious?!?” Temari spat out.
“Yep!” He replied sticking his chest out. He was really proud of himself.
“Apocalypse!” Kiba yelled from the other side of the room where he was still sitting from before.  

“I’m bored. Can we do some thing?” Neji asked
“That is a very youthful idea Neji! What game shall we play?” Lee hollered
“Truth or Dare.” Ino said deviously
“Should I be scared?” Kankuro whispered to Shino
“Yes. Very.” Shino replied plainly, but felling a bit worried himself.   

They took a while but eventually they all got together into a sort of oval shape. They all sat down and waited for some one to start. “Who is going first?” asked Naruto.
“Me! Sakura truth or dare?” Ino blurted out.
“I’m no chicken Ino. Dare!” Sakura decided.
“Hmm” Ino said rubbing her temples “A ha I dare you to…” the rest she whispered into Sakura’s ear. “NO F’IN WAY!” Sakura screamed.
“Oh my bad I thought you were ‘no chicken’ Sakura.” Ino taunted
“But…tha- you grrrrr!” Sakura was lost for words. ‘Ok then, here I go’ she said to herself. She stood up and walked slowly across the oval thing. All eyes in the room were fixed on her. She reached her destination it was Gaara. At this point Gaara was very confused. What had that evil blond come up with to make his life worse?!? Then Sakura without warning sat herself down right on Gaara’s lap. Gaara let out a slight ‘ooph’ as she sat down but apart from that he fell silent. He just stared wide eyed at the back of Sakura’s head then Ino and back and forth. “Um Sakura who do you choose?” Tenten asked. Sakura was glaring knives into Ino. “Ino. Truth or dare?” she said deviously. Ino just giggled. “I’m-I’m sorry S-Sakura its
j-just to-” was all Ino managed to get through her giggles. She couldn’t take it she collapsed on the floor and started laughing her eyes out. “Ino what?!?” Sakura demanded
“It’s-It’s just… you look so funny!!”  Sakura pouted and crossed her arms. This only made Ino laugh harder. “INO! Truth or dare?” yelled Shikamaru.
“Oh yer. Dare.” Ino said whipping away a tear.
“I dare you to come to school dressed as a boy!” Sakura called out.
“Oh man! Really?!?” Ino pleaded.
“YES!” Sakura snarled.
“Ok! Don’t get your panties in a knot!” Ino said “Tenten. Truth or dare?” Tenten knew if she said dare Ino would make her do weird and humiliating things but she didn’t want to look like a chicken. “Oh um.” She rambled buying her self time to think. Screw what they think there is no way she was going to let Ino control her actions. “Truth”.
An evil smile spread across Ino’s face. “Who would you rather kiss? Lee or Neji?” At that very moment Lee struck his good guy pose and Neji started picking some thing out of his ear. “Um… well… I guess… Neji” she hesitated. Hearing his name Neji looked up. “WHAT!” Lee yelled
Tenten really wanted to change the subject and fast.

“Hinata! Truth or dare?” she said quickly.
“Dare” Hinata said with out hesitation.
“I dare you to take a drink some of Ino’s sake for every dare” Tenten said.
“Um well… Ok” Hinata said taking a gulp of the sake.

“Shino. Truth or dare?” Hinata asked. Shino wasn’t dumb. He knew that if he picked dare they would make him take his glasses off. Which he really didn’t want to do. “Truth” He said with no emotion what so ever. “Chicken!” Sasuke mumbled just loud enough for Shino to hear. He made a note to get him back later. “What colour are your eyes?” Hinata asked shyly. This question got every ones attention. “Brown” (a/n I have no idea what his real eye colour is) He answered slowly. The room gave out an ‘Oh’ before realizing how stupid they just sounded.

“Sasuke. Truth or dare?” Shino said coolly.
“Dare” Sasuke said straight out.
“I dare you to come to school in a giant chicken suit” said Shino. Naruto cracked up laughing. Soon Kiba had started to laugh as well. Eventually the whole room was laughing that is except Sasuke.

Sakura was laughing when her back lent against something warm. Then she remembered who she was still sitting on. She immediately moved her back to where it was before, much to her dislike. ‘I was so much more comfortable where I was before.’ Sakura though to herself.
‘That’s because you like him’ Inner Sakura said.
‘I do not! Get lost!’
‘Fine I won’t miss you humf!’

“Naruto! Truth or dare?” Sasuke asked coolly.
“Dare!” Naruto said trying to be cool (a/n but failing)   
“I dare to come to school in a giant cat suit!” Sasuke said smugly
“You can’t do that! That’s your dare!” Naruto complained
“No, you’re coming in a cat suit. I’m not.” Sasuke explained.
“Fine whatever!”

“OH the youthfulness of giant animal suits.” Lee suddenly blurted out.
“Lee two things shut up and…” Sasuke began
“Truth or dare!” Naruto finished.
“I wish to do a very youthful dare!” Lee answered.
“I dare you to not say youthful for a week!” Naruto spat.
“This is a very yo- um I mean… oh um… a very… CHALLENGING dare!” Lee finally said.
“Lee who does you chooses?” Temari said hoping that she would get picked before Kankuro. She so badly wanted to make him admit that he played with dolls.

“Neji my yo- um I mean challenging friend. Truth or dare?”
“Dare” Neji said bluntly.
“I dare you to… Lee began. Naruto whispered some thing into Lee’s ear. “… do some thing called Sexy no Jutsu!?!”
“NARUTO!” Sakura yelled from the other side of the room. She stormed over and punched Naruto in the face. Of course he went flying. Chouji stuck up a card with a 9 on it. Lee stuck up a card with a 10 on it. And Kiba stuck up a card the had a 5 on it. Sakura giggled and started to go back to her seat when Ino moved into the way and said “Your seat’s over there.” While she pointed over to Gaara. “Hump” was Sakura’s reply. She walked back over to Gaara and sat back on his lap. ‘Ino is having way too much fun in making me do this’ She thought to herself ‘Maybe I can make her jealous!’
‘That’s the spirit!’ inner Sakura whooped.
‘Hay I thought you left!?!”
‘Long story short I got bored’
‘Got any ideas how to make Ino pig jealous?”
‘Yep now here’s what you’re gonna do…’

Poor Gaara was so over this. He knew no one would have the guts to dare him so he would be sitting here for a while. He lent back on his arms. This was so uncomfortable and Sakura wasn’t helping. That was till she lent back into him. She slowly rested her back on his chest and let him hold her up. Then she rested her head on his shoulder. This was so much more comfortable. Gaara looked at the girl resting in his lap. She looked so relaxed. She slowly looked up at him she gave him a small smile. Then she nuzzled back into his collar bone. She looked like she could fall asleep right there right then. Gaara looked over to Ino she had her jaw on the floor. (A/n cool it rhymes) She was beyond words.

“There is no way I’m doing that!” Neji spat.
“Agree with Neji!” Lee announced “I dare you to go into the staff room and tell them some just committed suicide in room 10”.
“Ok that I can do.” Neji said getting up. He walked out the door and down the hall way. When he got to the staff room the casually opened to door and said “Some just committed suicide in room 10. Just thought you might want to know.” By the time he was out of the staff room all the teachers in there where yelling and running around like headless chickens. Neji smiled to himself as he walked back to his class room.
“Done all ready! Yer right!” Temari said.
“If you don’t believe me watch this.” He said passing his phone to Temari. Every one crowded around Temari. She pressed play and the video begin. By the end they where all laughing at the teachers stupidity.

“There is know need for panic! Just- Hay” The random teacher that just burst into the room realized “Where is your teacher? What are you doing?!? You are year 9’s I expected so much better from you! Who is your teacher?!?”
“Kakashi” Tenten said bluntly.
“Oh. Well in that case… carry on.” The random teacher said. And with that he was out the door again off to go freak out some other class.
            
“Ok that was weird” said Sasuke.
“Back to the game.” Neji said.
“Who still hasn’t been dared?” Tenten asked
“ME! Oh, oh pick me!” Kankuro said bouncing up and down impatiently.
“Ok. Kankuro truth or dare?” Neji said plainly
“DARE!” Kankuro shouted with excitement
“I dare you to give a nice big hug to the PE teacher.” Neji said. Kankuro’s smile changed very quickly into a frown.
“Are you serious?!?” Kankuro complained. Neji just smiled and nodded his head. “But before you go who do you choose” Neji added. Kankuro’s smile crept back across his face.

“Temari. Truth or dare?”
“Dare” Temari answered
“I dare you to join home ec”
“Burn” Gaara said smugly.
“Now if you don’t mind I have a PE teacher to hug.” Kankuro said walking out of the room. “Did you just diss my cooking skills!?!?” Temari yelled as Kankuro walked out the door.

“Humf. Shikamaru truth or dare?” Temari asked.
“What a drag… truth” Shikamaru sighed.
“How do you keep your hair like that?”
“Um… well you see I um… Troublesome” Shikamaru sighed. “My mum’s hair spray.” They room went silent.
Then there was a sudden snort. Every one turned to Hinata she had her hands over her mouth. She couldn’t hold it in any more. She burst out laughing. Once she realized everyone was staring at her. She covered her mouth again but kept laughing behind her hands though she was trying not to. She was so drunk.

Everyone just shook there heads. “Kiba truth or dare?” Shikamaru added.
“Do you even need to asked?” he said raising an eyebrow
“I dare you to… stand on you head while singing the Barbie girl song.” Shikamaru demanded
“That’s all cool but I don’t know the words to Barbie girl.”
“Just sing what you know.”
“Ok” With that he turned onto his head and started singing “I’m a Barbie girl… something about the world… rapped in plastic… something fantastic… More stuff about Barbie… um… from what I heard… Barbie’s a terd...”
“PLEASE STOP!” Neji yelled “You sound like a cat being run over with a monster truck!”
“Coming from you that’s a complement.” Kiba said smugly while sitting back down.  
“Where!” Hinata suddenly yelled looking around frantically.
“What are you looking for Hinata?” Kiba asked
“A cat being hit by a monster truck!”
“Its there.” Neji said pointing at Kiba.
“Hay!” Kiba snarled. Hinata walked over to Kiba and knelt in front of him. “Its ok kitty we can take you to the hospital right after I finish washing the moon. Ok?” She said while patting Kiba on the head. Then she walked (a/n more like zigzagged) back over to her seat and sat back down. “You are so drunk it’s not funny!” Kiba said finally recovering from shock. “It’s actually quite funny really” Naruto added.  
“Chouji. Truth or dare?” Kiba asked.
“Truth!” answered immediately.
“Which would you rather? A years worth of chips or the girl of you dreams?” Kiba asked slyly.
“Chips… no… Girl…no Girl made of chips… no…” Chouji stuttered “The girl of my dreams or Chips? Well I guess… the girl.”
“Well done” Shikamaru said sarcastically.
“What? Did I pick the wrong one?” Chouji said slightly worried
“No. Its just you’re the only person I know who could think up a Girl made of chips” Shikamaru laughed to him self.

“That’s everyone right?” Naruto asked.
“No. What about...” Kankuro started. He realized Gaara was giving him a death glare and improvised “Um what do we do now?”
“Meh” Kiba said laying back to stare at the selling. “We still have half and hour left.”
Every one left the oval to go do their own thing. Every one that is except Gaara. He was still being sat on by Sakura. Which she all too recently she had fallen asleep. Gaara was trapped. Not to say he didn’t like it though. That was till Kankuro and Temari started laughing at him. Gaara sighed. He put his hands under her arms and stood up. He picked her up bridle style and walked over to her chair. He gently placed her on the chair. As he started to walk away he heard a whisper “Gaara.” He froze and turned back to Sakura “Thank you.” She whispered still half asleep.
“Um… you’re welcome” he said then walked off.

“Let’s DANCE!” Hinata yelled. With that she started doing a dance that looked like a pole dance with out the pole on the table. “What the hell do you think your doing?!?” the over protective Neji yelled.
“It’s ok lollypop man. I’m only doing 60” Hinata rambled as she continued dancing.
“She is so drunk” Kiba said in amassment.
“ARRR!!! Road kill!” Hinata screamed pointing at Sasuke. She stumbled backwards and was about to fall off the table when Kiba caught her. “Oh Naruto your so strong.” She said before leaning in and kissing Kiba on the lips. As Hinata held the kiss for longer and longer, Kiba’s right foot thumped the ground faster and faster. She broke away leaving Kiba to stumble backwards fall over and pass out bright red on the floor. The good news was he wasn’t dead.
“Wow!” Naruto exclaimed “I didn’t think you had it in you Hinata.” Hinata wasn’t listening she was to busy telling a chair she was too young to die.

Shikamaru went back to making paper planes. He made one then threw it watched it land then make another. Temari sat next to him making a little paper fan. Shikamaru made another little paper plane and threw it but this time Temari with a flick of her wrist she made a gust of wind that blew a giant whole through the wall. “Wow! That was unnecessary” Shikamaru said in shock. “Meh” Temari said slumping into her chair.

“Sakura, I have a yo- um a question for you.” Lee exclaimed.
“What is it Lee?” Sakura groaned.
“Will you go out with me?” Lee cried out.
“Take a HINT!” Sakura yelled getting up and punching him through the wall. Chouji stuck a card with an 8 on it up. Kiba though pasted out stuck up a 6. Lee stuck up a 0. “LEE!” Sakura hissed. Lee got a pen out and drew a one in front of the zero. “Better” Sakura said before sitting back down and trying to go back to sleep. She squirmed around in the chair a bit. ‘I wish this chair was as comfortable as Gaara… Wait did I just think that!’
“Yep. Hehe.” Inner Sakura smirked.
‘Buzz off’
‘Ok, ok I’m shutting up!’
   
There was a sudden puff of smoke at the teacher’s desk and everyone’s heads snapped over to see who it was. It was Kakashi. “Hi kids.” He said with a smile.
“Where the *$@!& have you been?!?” Tenten ranted.
“Who taught such bad language?” asked not really in that much shock.
“My mummy.” Tenten said in a cute but evil way.
“Ok if you really must know.” Kakashi began “Gai was going to get his eyebrows waxed. I had to be there for him. He took two hours’ to chicken out and end up not doing it.”
Every one sighed.

The bell went and they all got there books and left for there next class. But they all knew they wouldn’t have that much fun again in along time. Till then.

The End!
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harushira's avatar
Please make a sequel to this! I love the paring GaaraSakura! Ahahahaha! Kiba and Hinata! What a funny couple! =D

Do you have an account on fanfiction.net? If you do, please tell me your author name! I remember reading this on fanfiction before... I forgot, but oh well!

This is absolutely FAN-TAS-TIC!!!!! =D ^_^